66 Weird Folk for your game

Here are a whole bunch of character traits, designed for NPC's in a dark yet quirky and humorous tone game.

1. A pig nosed local, mind twisted - opposes any and all change.
2. Well mannered civil servant. Parents are Psychopaths.
3. A perfectly normal gentleman, just escaped forced captivity - dressed in grass skirt.
4. Short and Gaudy, obsessed with toads.
5. Bright rosy cheeks and underbite, has OCD.
6. Has a twin sister, they know a secret about everyone in town.
7. Well meaning simpleton - wants to be a fireman.
8. Condescending and contemptuous social worker, obsessed with quills.
9. Brow beaten intellectual with depression. Actually a secret agent.
10. Prone to fits of black rage - his best friend slept with his ex-wife, his boss is now married to her.
11. His wife hates him - but he loves her. He also fancies Liam.
12. Pious and Cynical, takes perverse pleasure in humiliating people.
13. Incredibly old and rude - obsessed with bags.
14. Scruffy and unkempt connoisseur of plays - wont watch anything with less than 37 killings.
15. Disturbing Salesman with numerous 'wives' - fingers always covered with mud.
16. Closeted priest - Wife is a vampire.
17. Charming Troupe actor, has been plucked for stardom - Is having same sex relationship with boss.
18. Aspiring mummer - cannot deliver any line without fucking up.
19. Is renowned doctor, wont treat anyone unless they play boardgames at his house.
20. Sweet, hapless widow(er) - pathologically incapable of political correctness, despite best efforts.
21. The inappropriate mortician.
22. Obese debt collector - childish and in constant need of food.
23. Young man - prone to stealing, takes his job far too seriously.
24. Old and mad - runs a zoo with a pig, goat and a chimp.
25. Backstreet butcher - his produce gives amongst other effects, nosebleeds.
26. Unlucky and lonely - able to predict misfortune, yet never avoid it.
27. Thinks every situation, no matter how serious - can be solved by getting a pint.
28. Withered bore, claims to have performed every profession mentioned to him.
29. A doppleganger stuck in the role of a vintage mummer - jokes are awful, the audience love him.
30. Interfering know-it-all tavern drunkard, can never win a bet.
31. Ageing and feckless - extremely bad cough.
32. Youthful and vibrant, declares everything to be 'brilliant' or 'fantastic'.
33. Believes even the most mundane objects to be magical.
34. Deaf daredevil - always gets instruction wrong.
35. Claims to be incurable kleptomaniac - people think he's joking.
36. Unfunny and irritating - changed their name because it rhymed with a rude word.
37. Unnecessarily competitive - especially with his children.
38. Despite rough demeanour and lavish lifestyle, is improbably concerned about saving the planet.
39. Personality is serious and overbearing - changes to soppy and giggly when dealing with opposite sex.
40. High-bred idiot - concerned about his reputation despite incessant galavanting.
41. Fat, sweaty copper.
42. Every idea they have will be roundly ignored - only to be re-presented favourably by someone else.
43. Prone to faux-pas, cannot find coat.
44. Claims not to be pissed, clearly steaming.
45. Will ask any for their opinion on how they look - overly concerned about the size of their bum.
46. Will only eat one thing - this thing changes weekly.
47. Soft gentle artist - will fall into a dramatic fit of despair at the mention of the word 'black'
48. Keen observer of mens fashion, will bombard people with sexual innuendo. 
49. Pretentious and Laid back - listens to experimental and avant-garde music.
50. Starts every insult with 'No offense' - looks like a dried up orange.
51. A teenage parent - wont tell anyone who the father/mother is.
52. Tells far-fetched stories and benefits from great luck and success - doesn't seem to truly understand the gravity of said events.
53. High confidence and self esteem - utterly useless.
54. Speech is utterly inherent except for choice words or phrases. Very, very drunk.
55. Smug battleaxe - berates spouse for embarrassing behaviour.
56. Proclaims everything to be 'rubbish'. Except for ageing troubadour called Les.
57. Smarmy salesman - compares everything to the art of lovemaking.
58. Passes comment about every thing - regardless of personal or sensitive nature.
59. Cannot follow instructions - will attempt something 'even better'.
60. Answers all questions like a politician on damage-control mode.
61. Jubilant yet emotionally imbalanced - loves tales of cruelty.
62. Vampire who sneaks into peoples houses to give them betting advice.
63. Ardent football fan - knows nothing about the game.
64. Constantly running from one destination to another whilst shouting 'Run!' 'Come on!'
65. Perpetually engaged in lude and graphic behaviour - unaware of social discomfort this causes.
66. Inept - perpetually disgusted with every facet of their life, rendering them useless.

: More on running NPC's here, and more about creating them here and here :

A Random Esoteric Tome Generator for D&D

“It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.” 

Click to Find out what Volume you Find..

Book Rules

Here's how books work in my game, these are WIP as i'm still trying to find out a nice and interesting method for research and discovery of shit the players may want. (If you have any good suggestion, please do let me know)

Every book can be studied for a period of 4 hours (as a base, the quality of the book will affect this), after which a character will have advantage on the first skill roll they make in the subject matter of that book. Every book has two distinct qualities i'm concerned about:

• The Quality of Authorship - This measures an authors ability to write in a coherent or manner conducive to learning. Rated on a scale from 1 to 6, 1 being barely readable, if at-all, ramblings of a madman. 6 is the works of a gifted scribe with a mind for beautiful and engaging prose.

1-2 - Rambling and Incoherent (Takes 6 hours to read)

3-4 - Moderate to Skilled Author (Takes 4 hours to read)

5-6 - Superlative Masterwork (Takes 2 hours to read)

• Knowledge contained Therein - This measures the amount of actual useful information a reader can garner from a volume, this property gives a number that indicates how many times a volume may be read before the reader can no longer gain more information from it. They have read it cover to cover and digested every word.

Pamphlet - This can be read 1 time.

Minor Essay - This can be read 2 times.
Lengthy Dissertation - This can be read 4 times.
Collection of Works - This can be read 8 times.
Academic Study - This can be read 16 times.
Encyclopaedia Volume - This can be read 32 times.

You can randomly roll all that information, plus a subject matter (as related to the skill list- I think at some stage i'll expand or change this part) Roll it Here.

What's odd about that character..

Shameless re-post from Grog of Substantial Whimsy. I've barely read a fraction and some of them are so good - I couldn't not create a generator and keep them in a place where i'll seem them again. Here some I picked out form the first 300 (700 more to read) Personally i'll be bending these into weird NPC traits.

What's odd about that Character

Fillable D&D 5e Encounter Crib Sheet

Here is a handy Fillable D&D 5e Encounter Crib Sheet, go ahead and download it here. I use these all the time to write notes for the 13th Age campaign I ran last year and thought now i'm starting a 5th edition game - i'd do the same for that.

Drop any comments and ideas for improvements here or over at G+.

Happy Gaming.

Retro Games Workshop Colour Generator

Not sure why you would want this, or why I put it together - its cool none-the-less. Mostly early 90's GW paint colours and some others I picked up from around the web.

GW Inspired Colours

NPCs for easy use behind the screen (or how I learned to prepare for being unprepared)

There are a couple of good resources for preparing to improv. I recommend putting this in a blender, making a digestible soup out of it - pour it in a bath and absorb it through osmosis.

One of my favourite parts of this, is Robin D. Law's essay: Improvising Dialogue Sequences. Summary: Every meaningful interaction with an NPC has both a Petitioner (someone wishing to get something) and a Granter (someone who has the power to fulfil those wishes)

In order to satisfy the criteria a Granter imposes, the Petitioner needs to use leverage. Robin list several useful methods - I figure that each NPC will have a preferred method of leverage, that will unlock their ability to grant the petitioners wish. We can go further than that, why not give each NPC a secondary preferred method of leverage - using this will unlock their ability to grant wishes, but with a cost or at a reduced efficiency. Also they should have a method of leverage that will make unlocking their wish fulfilling potential harder - or - impossible.

Here's a rough example:

Village Burgomeister
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Primary Leverage
Appeals to Duty

Secondary Leverage
Seeking Approval

Adverse Leverage
Threaten

So now we have a quick guide how to run this guy when he meets the players, these rules work if the burgomeister is both Petitioner or Granter. You could create two lists for each, but for my purposes this is simple enough. Furthermore i've put together a nice randomiser, so should I need motivations on the fly I can get them. *If you get multiples (you-will) re-roll*

NPC Motivations

: If you like this check out random NPC descriptions here :

Alius Inviso : Goblins

The 5e Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual doesn't have enough subtle variation on monsters, rather than improv them at the table - i've done tried to fix this ahead of time. Here's Goblins.

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Goblin Soldier

Small Humanoid, Chaotic Evil
Armor Class : 17
Hit points : 11 (3d6)
Speed : 30ft.

STR	DEX	CON	INT	WIS	CHA
8 (-1)	14 (+2)	10 (0)	10 (0)	8 (-1)	8 (-1)

Skills : Stealth +6

Senses : Passive Perception 9,

Languages : Common

Challenge Rating : 1/2 (100XP)

Cunning Footwork. If the goblin warrior has moved at least 20ft, it deals an additional 1d6 damage to its next attack made during its turn.

Actions

Spear. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 10ft, one target.

Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.

Shortbow. Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, 80/320ft., one target.

Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.

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Goblin Sneak

Small Humanoid, Chaotic Evil
Armor Class : 14
Hit points : 11 (3d6)
Speed : 30ft.

STR	DEX	CON	INT	WIS	CHA
8 (-1)	14 (+2)	10 (0)	10 (0)	8 (-1)	8 (-1)

Skills : Stealth +6

Senses : Passive Perception 9,

Languages : Common

Challenge Rating : 1/2 (100XP)

Backstab. Once per turn the goblin sneak can deal an extra 1d6 damage to one creature it hits with an attack if it has advantage on the attack roll or there is an ally within 5ft of it.

Actions

Crooked Shank. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5ft, one target.

Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.

Shortbow. Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, 80/320ft., one target.

Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.

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Fluff

Goblin Soldiers are the 'lucky' ones who prove themselves and survive the harsh conditions conscription into a Hobgoblin horde submit them to. Many never survive the camp, let alone the first conflict - those that do quickly pick up the militarised and regimented tactics common to Hobgoblin and other Humanoid armies. They trade their makeshift crude blades for the weapons of a soldier, a spear and shield - and learn to use them with great effect.


Goblins who live long within their tribe are often referred to, in the common tongue as 'sneaks'. Size will get you noticed, weakness will ensure you serve. In order to remain free, or as free as a goblin can, one must avoid the attention of the malicious tribal leaders. The strongest goblins are thrown against the tribes enemies, better they die than the boss, and those that survive are often taken by Hobgoblins to swell their ranks. This leaves only the cunning and the ones willing to wait in the darkness for the right moment to strike.

My D&D 5e Morale System

*Reader beware, I have given this homebrew an overhaul - I recommend reading this next*

There are plenty of Morale systems, whilst I like the simplicity of the OD&D d6 roll I want something thats more cohesive with the 5e rules. That means I want a d20 roll, no modifiers and something that's easy to remember.

Fortunately we have a static DC scale that I can use all the way to level 20, i'll use that to determine a combatants 'flee' threshold, or quality of their morale.

DC5   = Virtually unbreakable
DC10 = Resolute in the face of danger
DC15 = Strong willed
DC20 = Weak willed
DC25 = Craven
DC30 = Mortally afraid

Like most systems theres a few conditions that will provoke a morale check, even though i'm usually good at sensing when the tide of battle has turned. These are borrowed and modified from the Metzner Basic set (my favourite old-school edition)

When the creature is first hit (taking 1 or more hit points of damage)
When the creature is reduced to 1/2 of its starting hit points

Groups of creatures, a Morale check is made for the entire group :
When the first death occurs
When half of the monster are not free to act - killed, magically asleep or controlled, etc.

A morale check is an ability score check, either wisdom or intelligence - possibly even constitution for 'non-intelligent' creatures. Also should a creature be a minion or servant of another combatant, its master may make a charisma DC10 ability check, if successful the creature making the morale check does so with advantage. If its master is killed, it makes all morale checks with disadvantage.

As always YMMV and i'll no-doubt tweak in play, but should be solid enough as is.

'till next time.